Tuesday, August 08, 2006

the ballad of red neck pete

i am looking for a woman who is down on her luck
who would fornicate with me in the back of my truck,
she won't need no foreplay and she won't need to flirt
just loosen up her blouse and hitch up her skirt.

and when we have all finished and my body fluids run
i will take her to a diner and put a burger in her bun
or if she's feeling tired and wants to rest her feet
she can put one out of the window and the other on my seat
while i slip my face down on her and then i can start to eat.

i'm looking for a woman who is down on her luck
i will pay her fifty dollars but not another buck.


words by cocaine jesus

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