Saturday, July 15, 2006

this could be your chicken

Sheikh Yerwilly, oil magnate and drip feed for geriatrics tycoon, declared his intent to introduce free lysergic acid diethylamide eye drops. His spokesman said it was the intent of all major middle eastern countries to encourage, in anyway possible, a happier and hippier feel to current day driving.

George W Bush was unavailable for comment as he died earlier today but an aide said that the American people should not concern themselves as no one would notice anyway.

Sheikh Yerwilly was said to be distraught at the death of his fried chicken and was sending two of his senior envoys over to pay their respects.



Prmod Bafna said...

Mwahahaha! Good fun! :p

blogaccount54 said...

I like it! Good job. Go on.